Allow me to re-introduce myself

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Welcome! If you're new to my page (like 10 of you), I wanna reintroduce myself. I'm Sam! 

1. I am a product of two Chinese immigrants from Vietnam. I am fluent in Cantonese and I can also understand Vietnamese fairly well.
2. I'm caffeine and lactose sensitive. I lack the enzyme to metabolize alcohol 🍺. I suffer from motion sickness. Essentially, I don't eat dairy product, drink caffeine or alcohol and everything makes me dizzy. Yes, I'm pretty much the life of the party because I'm just a ball of fun.
3. The best decision I've ever made in my life was an investment in my education 📚. The second best decision was to live alone for 2 years as a single, young independent woman in my mid twenties (cause I don't need no man!).
4. My husband and I met in a hostel in Cartagena, Colombia. He's Russian Australian and I'm Chinese American. We married after one year of dating. He literally married me for a green card.
5. If I could have plastic surgery anywhere on my body (for free, because I'm too cheap to pay for it) it would be to lengthen and widen my feet so I can finally fit into normal sized shoes. Oh, and maybe butt implants so I can be a 🍑 big booty hoe.
6. I've been practicing as a Physician Assistant for almost 7 years. I currently work in a very busy urgent care facility in Las Vegas, but my true passion lies in primary medicine.
7. I've travelled  to almost 40 countries, including Switzerland, Mongolia, Maldives, Nicaragua, Nepal, Myanmar, and New Zealand.
8. I'm convinced the worst way to die is through starvation. I'm also convinced I can win a national eating contest if I gave my body the appropriate training.
9. My biggest regret in life is not starting my fitness journey earlier. I wish someone told the younger version of me that you are stronger than you think and much more powerful than you can ever imagine.
10. I have a 2 year old boy that looks nothing like me but acts exactly like me. Damn, karma is a bitch.